December 2008
10 posts
Does She Love You? →
Elizabeth loves me!
Question: How do I know if a girl loves me or not? —Ajay
Answer: If she knows what song is coming next on the mix CD you made her: She loves you.
If she hides your shoes when you’re late for work, and from a supine position on the couch plays “Hot/Cold,” and, finally, after 15 minutes of you ignoring her screaming, “Boiling! Burning up!” every time you stalk angrily by the...
Chicagoist: New York Magazine Just Can't Leave... →
I read the article from New York magazine this morning and almost spit out my coffee. Really New York, Really?
Oh, New York media. We’ve gone over this before: Chicago is a pretty happenin’ town. Just because we’ve been in the spotlight in recent weeks (for reasons both good and bad) doesn’t mean you have to get all riled up. Letting the inferiority complex shine through...
“When I grow up, I want to design a heat radiator that has a setting between...”
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Jim and Liz Are Gettin' Hitched →
I’m getting married!
“not in the mood to deal with anyone right now WAIT IS THAT STRING”
– sockington, the cat with a twitter
